We’re Sick Like Animals | Kurt and Blaine are products of The Blackout, a modern day zombie apocalypse. They have since been given an antidote to regain human feeling and a second chance at life. This is their journey in finding each other in a post-apocalyptic world with nothing to cling to except each other. (Zombie!Klaine)
A/N: If enough people respond well with this, I *might* turn this into a verse. As a reference, all prior canon events - including the engagement - have taken place from within this universe, and as a timeline, this takes place about a year and a half after 5.01.
Please bear in mind this was also written pretty late and is unbeta’d… so be kind! :)
For weeks, Blaine doesn’t know his own name, where he is, or how he made it out of the darkness, but he knows he’s alive.
Being alive. For now that’s enough.
He doesn’t remember much from before. Doesn’t remember anything from The Blackout. His past is a hodgepodge of events and faces and people, some of whom must be his family or friends or… more. God, there has to be more.
He doesn’t remember the day he got bit, doesn’t remember the lives he cannibalized and the skulls he cracked. He doesn’t remember the needle shot through his veins or the team of doctors looming over his tranquilized body to keep him from attacking.
Blaine doesn’t have a name when he’s brought in. He’s given a number and a bed and an IV. He’s lucky to have that.
Red Riding Hood Glee AU where Blaine is a cannibal and preys on little red riding hood!Kurt and his little basket of goodies as they go through the woods. Said goodies turn out to be the harvested organs of his own victims that he was going to dispose of. He offers Blaine his victims in exchange for Blaine not killing him, and Kurt kills for sexual thrill, so watching Blaine eat his victims definitely leads to a lot of sex.
HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY DARLING HELLO MY RAG TIME GAAAALLL
IN OTHER WORDS:
WOWIE THAT IS ONE FINE AU THERE. MANNN I can imagine Kurt planning a kill only so he could run into Blaine again!
Reflektor Verse: It’s been four years since Kurt Hummel has spoken a word. Blaine Anderson is looking to remedy that. 70s Horror AU.
There were few things that Blaine loved more than sneaking out of his window every Friday night to meet up with Sam and Mike down the street so they could drive to the discotheque in West Lima, the only all-ages venue for an hour out in each direction.
Rumor had it that the Sugar Shack had started out as an old love shack in the fifties that had slowly gone out of fashion as real-estate had started developing a mile out in the early 60s. Five years later, it was bought up and revamped for the changing demands of the day and it had warped into the most popular weekend hangout for sixteen-and-over’s.
It was also, coincidentally, where Blaine had met Kurt for the first time.
For this au, It’s 1969: Blaine and his parents move into their new home (guess where!), which where he meets his neighbor, Kurt. Blaine and Kurt hit it off instantly, with light flirting and slight touches~.They eventually became lovers, during Blaine’s junior year and Kurt’s senior year.
They tried their best to keep it a secret, but they were eventually outed by Dave, who saw them share a quick peck in what they thought was an empty hall. This resulted in extreme bullying. Kurt would meet Blaine in class with a black eye while Blaine would have a fat lip.
Kurt was the first one who initiated that they should just hurt those who hurt them. Blaine didn’t agree to it, so Kurt took care of it himself. Kurt decided to use his father’s gun to do the job, but once he met face to face with Dave, he just shot his leg and beat him to death with it. Kurt told Blaine about it and of course Blaine freaked out.
Kurt explained that the bullying wouldn’t stop if he didn’t do anything about it. “You know what? Why don’t i show you how amazing it feels?” Kurt says with his hands on both of Blaine’s shoulders, and Blaine gives in. So Kurt kidnaps one of the jocks that bullied them and ties him up. Kurt take him to his basement and draws out a bat, ready to bash his brains. Blaine stops Kurt from swinging the bat any further and takes it from him. Blaine decided to do it himself.
They slowly start to kill more and more people from school. They go from beating to torture, since Kurt kind of found enjoyment in their screams. Blaine would be a little friendlier about the torture, singing to them and slowly slicing them open. Kurt would roll his eyes and snap his fingers so Blaine could get on with it already.
Eventually, they are found out and rush to their home with the police on their tracks. Blaine suggests they do it at his house, since it’s bigger and has a chandelier. Blaine and Kurt use the ropes from Blaine’s attic to tie around their necks to the chandelier. They both give each other a sweet kiss before jumping to their death.
When they meet Violet they’re always holding hands, they almost never part. uOu
In this au, Blaine is a young priest who helps the nuns out around the Asylum. Usually it’s only nuns, but since Blaine insisted that he should help around too, Sister Jude figured she might as well let him (besides it would be nice to have a nice and strong young man to help lift all that heavy flour.).
Blaine mostly works with the female patients, since the male ones would call him awful names and try to throw their feces at him. Blaine also sings to calm patients when it came to buckling them into their beds. Despite having to worry about being manhandled and molested by Shelly, he really loved helping these patients. It’s one of the reasons why he became a priest, to heal and help as best as he can.
Kurt was a patient at a different asylum. He was put in for being homosexual (of course), but not only that. He also cut off the head of his roomate in new york for being ” too full of herself ” and was turned in by his third roomate.
Kurt managed to escape to a local church. It was the only place he was sure they wouldn’t look for him in. Kurt decided to snoop around, since he’s never really been inside these places, he was an atheist after all. Kurt made his way into a small room which was empty. He found a nice black outfit which he guessed was a priest’s uniform. Kurt was still in his patient clothes so he might as well have, right?
Kurt loved the top but hated the long, blocky slacks. He went in deeper into the room and dug a bit more. He found black trouser shorts, dark-gray thigh highs, and lovely low-heeled shoes. Kurt loved to mix things up. Sure he was being hunted by whackos, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t be a little fashionable!
Blaine meets Kurt when he’s outside, with hands holding two pales filled with…well, meat(and some guts too). Sister Mary Eunice was out running errands, and Dr. Arden was very busy with a patient. So he caught Blaine and left him very strict orders to drop these pales in the middle of the forest, do not look back, and to absolutely not mention this to Sister Jude.
Blaine sees Kurt walking, he’s almost sure he’s a brother too, but he’s surely not dressed like one. Kurt greets Blaine and Blaine just can’t stop looking at Kurt’s legs, so strong and firm. Kurt offers to help Blaine with the pales and introduces himself. Kurt likes to tease Blaine and make him blush, saying things like ” I would love to show you what’s under these trousers ” or ” How is a cutie like you in this business?”.
Blaine offers to deliver the pales every day, and he always sees Kurt waiting in the same place, ready to talk about the patients and whisper dirty secrets. *O*
GOD I WROTE A MINI FIC HERE DIDN’T I. I JUST REALLY LOVE THE IDEA OF KLAINE IN AHS I AM SORRY IF I WASTED YOUR TIME WITH MY BLABS
god I just pictured Blaine giving Kurt some new knives for Christmas and Kurt is like so FUCKING happy with them and he wants Blaine to be there next time he uses them on his next victim and Blaine is scared but he goes anyway cuz he luv him *w*
ohfiahsggGUH Kurt would talk about how he would get his next victim but then Blaine would just be like “HEYu m. Kurt? It’s the holidays, can we talk about that um, next year maybe? I just wanna drink some egg nog and watch ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’.” Kurt would agree but then prick Blaine’s finger because he can’t help but wonder what Blaine would look like with his entrails spilled on the floor~!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM SERIALKILLER!KURT AND OHGODWHYDIDIGETMYSELFINTOTHIS!BLAINE~!
Okay now im just thinking about how Blaine thought Kurt was yelling at him. WHAT IF he has puppet kurt and he swears he hears Puppet Kurt talking to him. Puppet Kurt tells him that he’s so much better than those new directions. They’re jealous of him and are just holding the team back. Especially that pesky Artie. Artie always had a smart mouth. He tells Blaine he should probably get rid of Artie, after all it would be best.
Eventually the rest of the glee club begins to slowly lose members and Blaine can’t help but keep listening to Puppet Kurt. Why would Puppet Kurt want this? It doesn’t matter, he’s making him happy after all right?
Blaine is an independent/amateurish photographer that discovers an abandoned hospital. Upon exploring it, however, he starts to get the feeling that he’s not alone.
a/n: supernatural! here there be ghosts. eeehhh kind of (it’s a little bit fantasy too). pretend I wrote this before halloween, okay. ~6k
warnings: prior character death, mentions of mental asylum practices, internalized/general homophobia with reference to said asylum
He shouldn’t be doing this without a permit or backup or something, but he can’t help it. Blaine had spotted the ruins while driving to work (his actual work as a bartender in Columbus) and immediately felt the need to go back and photograph them.
The building itself, an old hospital the name of which has long since given way to rust, is partly collapsed and ridden with moss. There are signs of people having been here recently — footprints in the soft, dry dirt where plants haven’t yet taken over.
Blaine doesn’t know how long the hospital has been left like this. He has no idea how to figure it out, either; abandoned places don’t usually fill his photo galleries. They creep him out a little bit but for some reason, this hospital is drawing him in.